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Oh, boy.
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Ugh.
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Oh.
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My head, like, feels like--
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like it sucks or something.
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Ugh.
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What did we do last night?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I remember our
unemployment checks came.
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And then we went to a bar
to spend it all on beer.
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And then I don't
remember anything.
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Me neither.
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It is a mystery.
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And I've got this weird
pain in my chest.
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Did I get stabbed again?
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Oh, check it out.
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I got a tattoo.
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Whoa!
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Cool.
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Yeah, what's it say?
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Uh, I think it's, uh--
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it's, like, a word.
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Whoa, cool.
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But what word?
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I'm gonna go to the mirror
and try to read it.
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Uh, let's see here.
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Let's see.
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This one's a toughie.
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Suh--
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You can't read, dumbass.
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Let me see.
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Uh, Sab--Sabmub?
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Duh, Sabmud.
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Your tattoo says "Sabmud."
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Sabmud?
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But what does it mean?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Sabmud.
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Oh.
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It probably means
"big schlong."
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Uh, why do you think that?
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'Cause my whole life,
I've always said
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if I ever get a tattoo,
it's gonna say "big schlong."
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So that must be what it means.
Yeah.
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See?
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Hey, baby.
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How's it going?
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Check out my Sabmud.
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Oh, no, it's down there.
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Yeah, Sabmud.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I wonder if I have
a cool tattoo.
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Let's have a look.
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Huh.
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Yeah, look under your boobs.
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Damn it, this sucks.
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♪ She came in like
a lightning strike ♪
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♪ Rolled out like
thunder on the plains ♪
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♪ Rolled out like
thunder on the plain ♪
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What kind of music is this?
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Uh, this is, like,
country and "wuss-tern"...
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Or something.
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Seeing this video makes me
want to just, like,
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pave this entire place and put
a giant parking lot on it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe some strip malls.
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Or you know what would be
really good is, like,
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a stadium to cover up
those mountains.
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Yeah.
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Just such a waste of space!
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Yeah.
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And also, like, this makes me
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want to pull up
next to that horse
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in a giant SUV with the bass
pumped up really loud.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, where's your
open air now, huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I give your horse asthma?
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It must be all the exhaust.
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Let me rev the engine
a little more.
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The outdoors sucks.
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Yeah, I'm glad
mankind kicked its ass.
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Yeah.
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This dude's like, uh,
you know what you need, Jesus?
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You need my hat
on top of your cross.
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Yeah, yeah,
that looks better, yeah.
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You're an honorary
cowboy now, Jesus.
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Now I can't remember.
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What kind of hat does
Jesus usually wear?
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He's got, like,
a beret or, like, a--
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a headband or something?
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It's like a crown
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made out of barbed wire
or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's
pretty metal, yeah.
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That's nothing.
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You should hear how he died.
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Now that's really metal.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, I hope those priests
don't find out about it.
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They do not like the metal.
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Yep.
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Look who's got a new tattoo.
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Mr. Sabmud.
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Check this out, ladies.
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And guess what.
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This tattoo doesn't lie.
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Sabmud!
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This sucks.
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Why didn't I get
a cool tattoo like that?
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I wish I could remember.
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What's up, losers?
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That's right.
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Read it and weep.
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"Dumbass."
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What?
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Don't make me kick your ass.
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Come on.
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I was just reading
your tattoo.
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It says "dumbass."
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No, it doesn't.
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It says "Sabmud."
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It says "Sabmud."
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Right, Butt-Head?
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You want me to read it again?
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I read it yesterday.
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Uh, wait a second.
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It looks different today.
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Duh...
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dum-bah...
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dumbuh...
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That's right, Butt-Head.
Keep going.
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It says "dumbass,"
dumbass.
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It says "dumbass" twice?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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Now I remember what happened.
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We went to the tattoo place,
and you passed out,
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and I told them to tattoo
"dumbass" on your chest.
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I'm cool.
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Man, why did you do that,
Butt-Head?
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I feel like a dumbass!
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That's why I did it.
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I gotta get this tattoo off,
Butt-Head!
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How--how do I get it off?
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Don't worry, Beavis.
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I know exactly what to do.
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OK, here we go, Beavis.
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Now, here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna glue this
to your tattoo,
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and then I'm gonna
rip off your skin.
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Ah, I don't have time for you
to explain the whole thing,
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Butt-Head--
just do it already!
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OK.
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Um, is this gonna hurt?
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm gonna rip off your skin.
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Oh, what?
Wait, wait.
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Why didn't you tell me--
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Hold still.
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Wait!
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Stop it!
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Damn it, Beavis.
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You're not even trying.
- Ow!
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Ow! Ah!
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Ah!
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Butt-Head,
the tattoo's still on.
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Uh, is that
what we were doing?
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I forgot.
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Damn it.
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You gotta take
this tattoo off me,
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'cause, um, I'm pretty sure
it says "dumbass."
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I can't remove it,
but I might be able
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to tattoo over it,
change it into something else.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, cool.
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Like a--like a skull
or like a tank.
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Or maybe like a--
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like a naked dragon
or something.
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Yeah, yeah, cool.
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Just tell me what you want,
and I'll start tattooing.
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OK, yeah, yeah.
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Kick-ass.
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Uh, wait a second.
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Um, is it gonna hurt?
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Well, yeah,
it does hurt some.
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OK, I'm not gonna make
that mistake again.
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I'm gonna get real drunk
first so it doesn't hurt.
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Good idea.
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Uh, my friend is ready
for his tattoo, sir.
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What's he want it
to look like?
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'll tell you all about it.
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Oh, God.
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What happened last night,
Butt-Head?
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I don't remember anything.
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I do.
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Did I get my tattoo changed?
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Oh, you sure did.
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Really? Cool.
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What is it?
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Like, a demon or, like,
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a werewolf ripping out
someone's guts?
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Perhaps.
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Take a look.
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An arrow, huh.
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Yeah, OK.
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I guess that's sort of cool.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I kind of like it.
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And there's
a second bandage here.
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Maybe this is
the werewolf, yeah.
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Whoa.
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A word.
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What's it say?
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Uh, it says "Badass."
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Oh, I see.
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My face is badass.
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That's cool, yeah.
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I'm gonna go show this
to everybody.
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Thanks, Butt-Head.
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Yeah.
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It wasn't for you,
I'd still look like a dumbass.
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Tattoos rule.
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Chirp.